Bikeside LA

After I was grilled and upbraided by a Culver City cop who doesn’t like children, I hustled to catch C.R.A.N.K. MOB at it’s next stop.  As the fastest man on the Westside, this was easy, and I caught the group at in a Von’s parking lot only slightly short of breath.  And just then they [...]

It’s Saturday night, and I’m walking my bike out of Culver City.  I walk past a Culver City police cruiser and as the navy blue uniformed driver gets in, he stops to yell “CHILDREN” at me.  “That’s odd”, I think to myself.  I contemplate the pros and cons of childhood – less independence, no sex, [...]