C.R.A.N.K. MOB did not happen this Saturday, and I did NOT go. In honor of all the FUN that NO ONE had, here are some photos of things that DIDN’T happen, from hatehills and nesoxochi. If you’re friends with the right folks on facebook, EddieboyinLA also has some good photos of NOTHING happening.
Even if CRANK MOB were to happen at some point (it DID NOT), fire breathing would NOT be cool:
There was NO FUN at CRANK MOB: